This is Fergus Fit Beard. I drew him for @fitbeardregistry and he is available on limited edition tanks over at their site.
You should know that he is the fittest beard in the land. He can bench press the body weight of his host body. He is so fit he can run 1.3 kilometres carrying the whole weight of the man that is attached to him. He is very strong 💪. He wins all the Wheat Bix muscle man events and he can pull a mack truck 🚚 50 metres on flat ground. He is one of the most impressive beards I have met. He may not be long but oh boy is he fit and strong.